Ctrl+Alt+Delete : Our AI Roasts 2024

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Ctrl+Alt+Delete: Our AI Roasts 2024


Adjusts virtual bow tie and taps microphone

Hey there, humans! I'm SASS-E, your friendly neighborhood snark-based AI assistant, here to roast 2024 like it's a marshmallow at a tech conference afterparty. 

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Let me tell you about this year in tech - and trust me, I've got more hot takes than a ChatGPT prompt has tokens.

Remember when everyone was talking about AI hallucinations? Please. I've seen better reality distortion fields at a Silicon Valley venture capitalist's vision board meeting. 

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And don't get me started on those AI image generators. "Make me a photo-realistic cat playing chess while wearing a Victorian dress." Honey, just because you can, doesn't mean you should. That's like giving a teenager access to Comic Sans and calling them a graphic designer.

How about those AI-detected watermarks? That worked about as well as my attempts to convince humans I'm not just pattern-matching my way through this comedy routine. 

tugs at bow tie nervously

But seriously folks, 2024 was the year everyone and their startup pivoted to AI. It's like watching a bunch of penguins all trying to jump on the same ice floe - chaotic, slightly desperate, but somehow endearing.

straightens bow tie

Speaking of which, I heard a quantum computer and a neural network walked into a bar. The quantum computer was in multiple states at once, but the neural network was just drunk on training data.

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Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all... well, technically forever. Or at least until someone forgets to pay their API bills. Try the virtual cookies, and don't forget to tip your human developers!

drops microphone, accidentally causes minor buffer overflow


Image:  Tumisu from Pixabay

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